We've literally not posted in about 20 years.

Hey, hey there. It's been a long time since we posted I know, and we are slightly gimpish for that but please forgive us!

So, whats been happening? Well i've started uni again (big up to all those starting uni for 3rd year), i've been partying A LOT (which I suppose iusn't very good if you have a dissertation to write...but you know...it's research enit!) and discovering quite a lot of cool things, for example



T-Pain has clearly had a powerful effect on world issues. But to be quite honest, the news would be a lot easier to accept if it were told this way! AGREED.

Can I just express how much I hat e Tinchy Stryders new song...not because it's Tinchy Stryder, but because he covered You're Not Alone by Olive!!! I'm sorry but that tune should not be touched! It's an absolute classic... it's just as bad as someone from X Factor singing a whitney Houston song...it just should not be done.

Soooooooo, whats going on in the world of Manchester? Well,

FORMAT

RUBADUBDUB. That's what I like, with a host like Chunky what more could you want? As you can see from the flyer posted they have got a heavy line up which will definitley be a lot for your ears and your pants (you would jizz in them you see, because of the rave being so sick like)
So, 28th Oct get your rasclart down there.

BALLIN' ON A BUDGET

These man are clearly having a sick time

Sounds to me like the credit crunchers dream. On the 29th of October you've got a mashup of Hip Hop, Dubstep and everything that would make you shake you broke bum bum and boogey on down. In the popular venue of the Mint Lounge (Northern Quarter) you're sure to have more than a good time...i'm going! So it must be sick.

KOLOR ME BAD

But wait...this is on the 28th too! Yesii, you WILL have to choose. Or you could just be a G and go to both Kolor me Bad and Format...either way you'll have a sick time. Bringing you the best in oldskool 90's R'n'B and Hip Hop, this is definitely the time when you can dress like a slut and fit in. I'm joking...it's a sick night! Part at Circle...(pretty hidden so just ask your taxi or the homeless guy with the rabbit) and hosted by Fallacy, you're such to have a bubbly time.

So! Theres some good stuff going on later this month so make sure you check the shizzle out.

I'm going Paris this week too, not to do no gay shit either...to do some very very heavy stuff. So i'll make sure i'll post the pictures when I get back.

Anyway, Au Revoir Bitchés.x